Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Skip Bayless, I Am Not

I was thinking about the "You're not invited to my party" list, and it got me thinking. That's pretty negative, ya know?

I mean, it's a good idea, I'm pretty sure, because anytime you watch a sporting event you are invariably yelling at the TV because some idiot can't catch a pass or some announcer is babbling incoherently about something that had nothing to do with anything or is so biased you can't even watch a game in peace (cough, cough..Vitale!..cough, cough).

The last thing I want to turn into is Skip Bayless, who couldn't find the good in the second coming of Christ, let alone Tom Brady's clutch play or LeBron's glorious debut. "Honestly? All that bright light? Got in my eyes, and I think I have a mild sunburn. And the angels playing harps? So last millenium. Get with it, JC. We're going to stay positive - for the most part...or at least make an effort - around here at Point 23.

Thus, I give you "The Cool Lunch Table," the exact opposite of the hit list that is "You're Not Invited to My Party." Here's where the coolest, funniest, most clutch, admirable figures of the sporting world all hang out.

So send in your submissions, and I'll take care of the rest. Good times, good times.

And dear God, keep the Skip Bayless comparisons as far away from here as possible.

16 comments so far. Might as well add your own.:

#.four said...

simmons
paige(comedy)
cast of pti

reali is the server

kilcs said...

artie lange!

kilcs said...

table of 9. that sounds right for some reason.

head of the table: michael jordan
- artie lange (he gambles on sports)
- bob costas
- jim rome
- shaq
- anna kournikova
- mike tyson
- charles barkley
- john daly

luke said...

i nominate sean mcconnell for head of the table.. by far the coolest kid i know let alone my favorite and coolest brother.

lily said...

Ronaldinho and Barbaro.... they could talk about apples and fences.

Anonymous said...

barbaro is only there if he is being served

Anonymous said...

where is ladanian tomlinson...he must be at the im so good i should be illegal table or the i rush for over 400 yards in a game for tcu table

Anonymous said...

Devin Hester

Anonymous said...

Frank Gore

Anonymous said...

Andre Johnson

Anonymous said...

Reggie Wayne & Marvin Harrison

Anonymous said...

V.C.

Anonymous said...

Willis McGahee...... coming back from that injury deserves respect

Anonymous said...

Ray Lewis..........BEAST

Anonymous said...

Clinton Portis & EDGE

Anonymous said...

B-WEST